Manscaping and "Personal Rehab"

Another rainy weekend? Are you kidding me? Well then, perhaps this is a good time to embark on some self improvement before Spring hits, and young men's and women's (and hopefully, not so young men's) thoughts turn to love.

Emboldened by a TV star undergoing "personal rehab" at his house, I too may stay in and give myself a new coat of paint. Not that I need it. But if I'm going to make the following proposal, I have to put my best foot forward.

My proposal is this:  a license for sandals. Or mandals, as the case may be. Now this may sound totalitarian to you but have you ever had to stand in an exceedingly long line, say, at the post office, and been stuck looking at unkempt hairy tootsies in open toed footwear? I rest my case. If the line is long enough, it can keep you off your feed for the entire day.

So my dear unattached friends, if it's foul weather again where you are, why not do some personal spring cleaning so you are ready for fair weather and the clothing options it brings? And soon, when Heylet'ssplitit is up and running, we'll have all kind of activities and shopping deals you can share with that special friend. Maybe even a Man-icure.